Those loveable Bush sisters are at it again.

He says he met Barbara and Jenna Bush, now 21, at a party, and the sisters (along with a Secret Service agent) went back to his place afterward. Kutcher [from "Dude, Where's My Car] adds: "The Bushes were underage-drinking at my house. When I checked outside, one of the Secret Service guys asked me if they'd be spending the night. I said no.

"And then I go upstairs to see another friend, and I can smell the green wafting out under his door. I open the door, and there he is, smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah."

Where were these gals when I was a teenager?