Republican values

Blogging out of Madras (Oregon) the Gr8ful Grind clues us in as to what kind of thinking it takes to be a Republican today:

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Also: up is down, black is white, and being The War President is the same as being The Peace President.