Osama captured!!!

This one really had me going:

Kerry Campaign Questions Timing
By DAVID STOUT 10:37 PM ET

Overcoming the distraction caused by the suspiciously timed announcement of the capture of Osama bin Laden, John Kerry pledged tonight to help build an America that is secure and prosperous within its own borders; the rest of the world was told to "shove it".

I had to look thru that site a couple times before I read this:

John Kerry and an aide wave good-bye to Kerry's hope of victory in November following the stunning news of Osama's capture.

The lights finally came on.