Saturday, May 08, 2004

TO: Joe Lieberman
RE: 9-11
FROM: The guys who did it

Dear Sen. Joe:

We're sorry for what happened with the World Trade Center. A couple of our more enthusiastic members did a bad thing. Believe me when I say that it started out as nothing more than a fraternity prank but it got out of hand. The guys were just trying to blow off a little steam and got carried away.

You know boys will be boys!

We consider this kind of behavior unacceptable and will punish those responsible as soon as we can retrieve what's left of their bodies.

I hope you understand that we're a lot better than that and with this apology we sincerely hope that all will be forgiven and forgotten.

Sorry. Our bad. Won't happen again.

See you in Iraq!